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Saw Demotivational Poster

Stupid Is As Stupid Does -

TAGS: safety chainsaw wrong injuries stupidity
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:34 am
Teehee...thanks for the comment.
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 5:00 pm
"half the man he used to be"
MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:10 am
Thanks guys for all the comments and gut giggle replies!
Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:24 pm
Social darwinism works.. :D
JesusWept - June 19, 2013, 4:15 am
Natural selection at it's finest! 5 vasectomies.
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 11:06 am
chain chain chain….chain of fools
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 10:02 am
If the bar is locked he'll be fine. But it's still a dumbass way to start a saw.
RetiredUSNChief - June 14, 2013, 11:24 pm
Yes, he does. But he's also doing a bang-up job of removing stupidity from the gene pool...

HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!

THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!

TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


TAGS: jigsaw saw slug salt maze
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Doug

LOLWUT - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
Guest - June 18, 2009, 6:36 pm
Lol thats great

LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.

KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it

TAGS: zombies guitar baseball bat chainsaw
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Deadite

internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
internetninjaII - July 29, 2011, 3:44 pm
I agree... and, I would gladly buy it... hey, Verdeckt, wanna make me a T-shirt?
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 9:30 am
Ironically, the picture would make a cool t-shirt design (if it isn't already)
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:49 am
the more I look at this the more I guess it's only a product placement of Apple's iPod...
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:32 pm
just another type of Axe forseti... Hey, you can also double tap on a fret board :)
forseti - July 28, 2011, 2:51 pm
And don't forget your guitar... !.... ???....


TAGS: jigsaw pic composition by flint
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by flint

ICEMAN - November 3, 2010, 8:01 pm
I see. 5 Saws.

i want to play a game -

TAGS: saw tag horror
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

arsanlupin - May 8, 2013, 7:07 am

UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.

TAGS: big chainsaw can kill people with kittens
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by maker321

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(



TAGS: saw it coming
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Verdeckt - July 18, 2011, 5:24 am
Guess' comment .. ironic no?
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
guess - July 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
It's a tautology. It says nothing.
Sean - July 17, 2011, 12:08 am
I love it, Haar. To me, you've done the impossible.

ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".

TAGS: heart breastplate bestway men sawopen
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 2:09 pm
I know the other is actually allowing them one sporting event on the TV interruption free...put then the chore list never gets done!
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 11:10 am

Nahhh, Prissy~~~You and I both know there are at least two other ways. One of them is food.

WORDS - Sometimes they're simply useless

TAGS: i saw this on tv i swear
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

shannon21 - October 20, 2010, 2:31 pm
that is Hugh Laurie
Briton of Rose - November 29, 2009, 5:49 am
Well it sure as hell isn't Lupus!
Krista - November 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
Um, is that Hugh Laurie?

VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.

PERSPECTIVE - When you have fat friends there are no see-saws, only catapults.

TAGS: seesaw child launcher
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 5:04 pm
Thanks! Finding a pic of a child flying thru the air was NOT easy!
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:32 pm


BEHOLD - The Redneck See-Saw!

TAGS: redneck see saw
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Koradan

rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:56 am

the memories this brings back.....and at Christmas we used it to crack walnuts


TAGS: wtf gucci pink gold design chainsaw
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by forseti

GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 7:56 pm
that's just wrong


TAGS: and johnny wad cried when he saw me
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

boinger - March 17, 2011, 10:21 am
give me a paper bag with a mouth hole, and id do it.
BriaHere - April 27, 2010, 8:02 pm
ew, face of a 9 year old with too much make up.

Magneto -

CHAINSAW - Good for getting rid of zombies, demons and jehovas witnesses

TAGS: chainsaw
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

rerun - December 14, 2010, 5:22 pm

Jackl - December 14, 2010, 4:02 pm
never had an issue starting my husky ..did you put fuel in yours ?
Krissie - June 7, 2010, 9:25 am
I live by a Bible college...gots to get me one of these! :D
rerun - June 7, 2010, 8:28 am

Not a husqvarna, they rarely start, use a Stihl instead

LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...


TAGS: not drill saw
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:28 pm
5eems you have a lot of... "skill" ... with puns, lol.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:40 pm
I saw what you did and I know who you arbor. I suppose one needs to have smashed a thumb or two to appreciate that.

WAFFLE AT ANY COST... - I suddenly realized that breakfast with Jigsaw may have been a mistake...

BADASS - It's spelled M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R.


TAGS: bayonet practice rifle chainsaw
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by K Wells

mrbombastic - October 7, 2009, 11:01 am
All the badassness of Gears of War, now in the palm of your hand. I can die happy now.
some guy - October 7, 2009, 10:07 am
someone is a big fan of Gears of War...


TAGS: atheist calendar chainsaw
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greeny

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:06 pm
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:50 pm
... New meaning to laying stihl *ahem*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:58 am
I Think I Get It ?


Hello -

TAGS: n s a saw game
Rating: 4.62/5

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TAGS: giant saw
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Koradan

supplyfishy - August 25, 2011, 4:24 pm
its 4 strip mineing
crunchy - August 6, 2009, 10:58 pm
this is in Germany ans they use that machine to mine coal ..i think



TAGS: challenge day quaint facts day gundam universe terms you all saw this coming
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 9:03 am
@Bart. Dude I totally agree. As long as the anime Motifakes are tastefully & witty enough to be worthy enough for the much sought after 5L stamp. I'm a big anime fan mahself so I look foward to the rolling chuckles that they bring. Awesome job by the way
Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:46 am
I'm glad you like it. I'm actually trying to break this stigma some have against anime posters...it's kind of an uphill battle after Jalford and all. He still around?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:04 am
The second anime 5 I've ever given. Creative and apt. So stop it Bart! I don't want to make this a habit!!
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 6:47 pm
I'm not overcompensating for anything!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
"Bart, you got some splain'in to do"


TAGS: i saw the whole thing officer cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

440wakeup - July 29, 2010, 12:29 am
Been zere done zat, you drive your hoopty up the gated pathway drug debt, frat fight, woteva. You get a newer model of same car not realising they made it wider try the same crazy crap and uuuhhh!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 12:11 am
LOL! Better break out the casting couch on this one!


TAGS: somehow i saw that coming good job ladies
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Produceman117 - January 10, 2010, 11:48 am
I usually click "Skip Sponsor" but today I think I might make an exception.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:58 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:46 am
At the risk of being Timmied...The Women of MotiFake are nice gals that love having fun. If that doesn't appeal to you, you may want to try the some of the men of MotiFake...Oh, and good luck with that Erecrottod!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2010, 10:44 am
What's the point of you Erecrottod?.......Have you ever contributed anything to this site?........Are you just a sad Virgin living in his mothers basement? Where your parents first cousins?....go away....don't come back.
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:39 am
The "Women of Motifake" meme is really gettin' boring. Women of Motifake have nothing - I repeat for you dumba*s: NOTHING - special. Unless you consider "special" to have nothing special. Maybe someday you'll understand. It shall be a great day for you.


TAGS: warsaw ghetto uprising i know nussing
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 4:58 am
Who else thinks Schindler's List is a hilarious comedy? I pardon you :P
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's why he's LD and we're not!
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
Hilarious, LD... give that tiger a can o' tuna!
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:14 am
Ain't no party like a Nazi party cuz a Nazi party don't stoooooop!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:01 pm
Haar... this is an absolute 10-lion posting. And if you don't believe me, just believe the 1.8/5 - 5 votes rating you had.

UMMM... ELTON, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS - There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John


SAW IT - I shit bricks, broke my toilet, can we move on now

TAGS: saw it
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by Jordan

Silvermist - March 22, 2009, 10:32 pm
Get over it, I thought it was funny regardless, and it's not a spelling mistake, it is a word choice mistake...
DotDotDot - January 27, 2009, 6:38 pm
Nothing is spelled wrong there...
Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:24 pm
I agree, spelling mistakes make me feel angry.
talon60 - August 14, 2008, 3:52 am
spelling mistakes - otherwise perfectly hilarious motifakes can be ruined by them.
pro - July 8, 2008, 9:01 pm
It's "shat", not "shit", so have another "shot" or "shut" up.

Chainsaw Alice -

GOTCHA - I did your mom this many...

TAGS: fingers mom spank chainsaw cat
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by Andrew Plaisance

Idiot - August 2, 2008, 9:24 am
Pixel is not a number.

AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP - Gentlemen, make sure you don't drop your seed just anywhere! (this is a Motifake Service Announcement)

TAGS: culos reap saw seed msa
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by culos

440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:16 pm
I GET IT!! There was some rutger hauer movie where they explained semen causes MANDRAKE 2 grow.
Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:54 pm

GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:20 am
right next to 82757


TAGS: was that a spread sheet i just saw on your screen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 8:03 am
spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:56 pm
Well done Jake, 5L.
pieman - June 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
I would make coffee and sneek in a spread sheet or two. 5 sugars in your coffee.
deadraisin - June 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I gotta say my favorite Motifake to date, 5L for sure.
Zealot - June 4, 2010, 1:39 pm
nah, I'd do my homework
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:01 pm
Amsome poster Jake and amsome comment Grey. 5L's!
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 12:49 pm
this should have been posted on Blasphemy day, just sayin' 5L

Vegan -

One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -


TAGS: now i can only saw logs at 90 degrees nnnnnnn
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Claire - March 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
This is amaing.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:10 pm
Five it up!
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:09 pm
Oh, I get it, nicely done
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 1:08 pm
lol I dindn't get "ed key" until just now. "Zed."
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 1:05 pm
Zip, Zing, buZZ
DreMagnum - March 21, 2010, 1:04 pm
Someone wanna explain this for me?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:03 pm
So, saying that I'm a fan of girls who are pe dispensers... not good?
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 1:01 pm
Well, dammit, Bart. Now I just feel zilly.
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:00 pm
Ouch! Too soon!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:58 pm
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:57 pm
Google says it may stand for Zip Back-Up. No?
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 12:53 pm
LMAO! If you have to ask, you're too young. Or, you need to take a trip to Vegas.
thatonechick - March 21, 2010, 12:52 pm
What's a zbu? ;) 5L


Conspiracies -

TAGS: devil world conspiracies puzzle jigsaw
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:08 pm

love it

GAMES - He likes to play them

BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space

AU PAIR - An indispensible part of raising a child.

BONESAW IS READY! - Never mind. He's not ready.

MISS PIGGY'S REVENGE. - All those years without commitment are bound to drive a woman crazy!

TAGS: i just saw her sneak out with beaker and fozzy
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:53 pm
With rice? How blase.

DR. SALVADOR - An apple a day won't keep this doctor away.




Herobrine -

Even Billy -

THE GAME - You just lost it

Inge-Mooooooooooooo-ity -

Early Days -

Leatherface -

TAGS: leatherface chainsaw massacre meat meet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:38 am
Haha i thought you'd like it. Thanks!
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:34 am
Words, UP yours

Jigsaw Puzzle -

Play A Game -