Saw Demotivational Poster
Stupid Is As Stupid Does -
HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!
THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!
SERIAL EXTERMINATOR -
LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.
KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it
SEE - SAW -
i want to play a game -
UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.
MEANWHILE - In Russia
ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL - "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open".
WORDS - Sometimes they're simply useless
VIRGIN - Pressing the B in Gears of War 2 will keep you from getting laid.
PERSPECTIVE - When you have fat friends there are no see-saws, only catapults.
BEHOLD - The Redneck See-Saw!
WHERE IS THIS LEADING TO? - MENFOLK: UNITE! DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY!
THEY'RE REAL -
CHAINSAW - Good for getting rid of zombies, demons and jehovas witnesses
LET ME ASK, AMANDA... - How do you feel about sequels? Lots and lots of sequels...
WAFFLE AT ANY COST... - I suddenly realized that breakfast with Jigsaw may have been a mistake...
BADASS - It's spelled M-O-D-E-R-A-T-O-R.
BAYONET PRACTICE - IN-TWIST-OUT will now be replaced with IN-GRIND-SQUELCH-SPRAY-OUT
UNTIL THE END -
I'M FLABBERGASTED -
SCOOBY DOO AND THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACARE - The Lost Episode
GIANT-ASS SAW THINGIE -
WHY I LIKE YARDWORK. -
BEAM SABERS -
THE WOMEN OF MOTIFAKE -
RAISE THE ROOF -
UMMM... ELTON, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS - There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John
SAW TOYS -
SAW IT - I shit bricks, broke my toilet, can we move on now
Chainsaw Alice -
GOTCHA - I did your mom this many...
AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP - Gentlemen, make sure you don't drop your seed just anywhere! (this is a Motifake Service Announcement)
WHAT IF -
One way or another, I'm gonna find ya' -
THE ENVIROMENT - Oh How I love the CARNAGE!!
GAMES - He likes to play them
BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space
AU PAIR - An indispensible part of raising a child.
BONESAW IS READY! - Never mind. He's not ready.
MISS PIGGY'S REVENGE. - All those years without commitment are bound to drive a woman crazy!
DR. SALVADOR - An apple a day won't keep this doctor away.
BOXXY SAW WHAT YOU DID -
EXTREME OLYMPICS -
Even Billy -
THE GAME - You just lost it
Early Days -
Jigsaw Puzzle -
Play A Game -
TRUTH - WANNA PLAY A GAME MORMONS?